Uhh—hey! H-Hey there! Yeah, you!
Wow, okay, wait, don’t scroll yet! Listen, this is it!!
It’s not one of those 'I just learned Figma yesterday' situations. This is
Projects that went to print, Code that went to production,
Ideas that were actually good even when the money wasn’t.
Like all the lines. I mean, look at this layout, It’s Responsi - licious!
It’s emotionally responsive even. probably. but it’s also got
Y’know? I mean — Who even does that?
Who designs flyers on Monday and debugs a React app by Thursday? This creative, right here!
You're probably thinking, 'Is this a joke?' Well NO! Okay, yes. But also NO!
Because behind this monologue is Someone Who can Actually Deliver, em,
So yeah, Poke through the projects, Soak it in, pretend you're hiring,
But secretly falling in love with a color palette. That’s normal.
Probably.
© This is Mine and You Can't Have It ™ - Like Never Ever ®